Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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