Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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