In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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