But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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