i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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