areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
The air taste purple.
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