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I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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