i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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