office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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