I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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