They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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