Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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