so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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