Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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