But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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