And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I woke up under a house in Key West
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