So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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