i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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