So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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