I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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