there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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