The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
third nipple confirmed
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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