matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
