you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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