But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
