Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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