I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize