if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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