Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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