That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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