i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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