Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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