I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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