Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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