whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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