I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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