you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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