He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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