The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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