do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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