i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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