idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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