U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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