physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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