I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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