Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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