Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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