This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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