Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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