Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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