so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
third nipple confirmed
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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