i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
my sisters under your porch take her home
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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