? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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