I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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