I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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