just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
