you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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