He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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