it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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