I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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